So there we were...

So there we were laying on her futon(A fancy bed for some other people), moaning  in pain as though we were both pregnant. I look over and she is clutching her bursting belly naming the regret of eating sandwich after chops after croissant after chips after endless liquids.

The regret attached to binge eating is something else. I felt as if I was carrying twins and then some and there Palesa is suggesting more food. I'm still full almost 24 hours later thanx to her. We always do this! Every time her and I have a sleepover, we always manage to laze around and eat as if the world is gonna suddenly stop producing food. Then the next day we both gotta deal with the disaster of hurricane dishes and crumbs.

Can't say it wasn't good though. I needed such a weekend to just do nothing. Not cry, not think, not even worry bout what's next. I swear we ate it all. the entire nutritional pyramid and then some. Lol.. For all those that don't believe that I'm 6 and a half months pregnant, you will now. I somehow gained a stomach from all the eating and I'm sure Aiko enjoyed it too because she kicked me so much.

Good time...

Learnt something though. A new philosophy called "Palesa's 10 minute rule". So according to my best friend, one only needs 10 minutes to feel all the emotions available to them before it's time to move on! She figures that once that 10 minutes is up, well, you just wasting your time(aka MILKING IT!). This all came out after I pointed out how emotionally lacking she can be and gave her the scenario of a car crash. Basically if you end up in a car crash with her and she can't save you in 10 minutes, you can forget it! She saving herself and leaving your ass behind. Hahahahahaha.. The people i know NEH?!

Her explanation is that if there is a horrible accident and you are able to walk away from this horrible accident unscathed, with both limbs and still breathing, it is your God given right to leave the vehicle. If you must scream, do so. If you must cry, do so. If you must pray, do so, but make sure it is all done in 10 minutes because if you stay any longer you will burn along with the carnage. Save all you can but make sure you leave the mess behind and take your new chance at life. I mean what do you want to do, sit and see what happens? Who the hell would sit in a burning vehicle, its just dumb. That's her theory.

Anyone else seeing this logic?